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Where am I?

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Hey, wake up.

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I can't eat anymore.

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Quit that cliché sleepy talk!

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Huh? Where are we?

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I think we were brought here
while we were sleeping.

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I don't even remember falling asleep.

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And what the hell are these masks? Gross!

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We all have them on.

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<i>Careful with those.</i>

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<i>If you forcefully take them off,
they'll explode.</i>

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- What the hell?
- Who're you?

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<i>My name is Jig-Jag. Play a game with me.</i>

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Hey, this is...

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Yeah.

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A strange mask, a modulated deep voice,
and orders from a monitor...

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<i>We're trapped in a death game!</i>

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You gotta be kidding me!

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Why the hell do we have to do this?

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<i>I just want to play a game.
But with serious risks!</i>

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<i>And that's why I chose the four of you.</i>

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<i>Especially since I have her
as a hostage.</i>

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Nico!

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<i>I'm sorry everyone. I got caught.</i>

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<i>We're in a different room.</i>

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If you disobey my orders
or attempt to destroy the building,

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your masks will explode.

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Of course, her life
will become forfeit as well.

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All right.

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If you promise to release Nico,
we'll play along with whatever you want.

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<i>I'm glad you understand.</i>

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<i>The game that I have created
for you to play is called...</i>

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<i>Ouroboros.</i>

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Ouroboros?

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It's the symbol that shows a snake
eating its own tail.

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<i>Whispering or casual talk is not allowed.</i>

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<i>I will be giving all the orders.</i>

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<i>You will all be snakes, so I shall grant you
the names of snake gods.</i>

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<i>Morihito Otogi shall be Apophis.</i>

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<i>Kanshi Kazamatsuri shall be Illuyanka.</i>

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<i>Keigo Magami shall be Naga.</i>

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<i>Miharu Kiryu shall be Python.</i>

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<i>There are squares drawn on the floor.</i>

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<i>Each of you will stand in a corner
and we'll begin.</i>

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<i>I've installed an original dice app
into your phones.</i>

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<i>I can see your dice rolls as well.</i>

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<i>Within the game, we will refer to the dice
as "vice," which represents evil.</i>

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<i>There are nine types of vice,
so pick one before you roll.</i>

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<i>The normal vice.</i>

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<i>The even vice with only even numbers.</i>

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<i>The odd vice with only odd numbers.</i>

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<i>The ace vice has ones on three sides,
which increases the odds of rolling a one.</i>

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<i>In the same fashion, the deuce vice
increases the odds of rolling a two.</i>

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<i>The trey vice increases the odds
of rolling a three.</i>

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<i>The cater vice increases the odds
of rolling a four.</i>

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<i>The cinque vice increases the odds
of rolling a five.</i>

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<i>And the sice vice increases the odds
of rolling a six.</i>

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<i>When I say, "Roll the vice,"
everyone will roll the vice they picked</i>

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<i>and move forward that many squares.</i>

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<i>There are nine squares on each side,
and you'll move counterclockwise.</i>

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<i>Once a player lands
on another player's square,</i>

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<i>it means that a snake has eaten another snake,
and the eaten snake is removed.</i>

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<i>It's snakes chasing and being chased,
and you fight to nom or get nommed.</i>

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<i>I wanted to play this game with
the four of you, who share a deep bond.</i>

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<i>Let me explain the symbols
on the squares.</i>

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<i>If you land on the square with the plus sign,
you coil up and skip a turn.</i>

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<i>If you land on a triangle,
then you become a reverse snake,</i>

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<i>and move the opposite way.</i>

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<i>The fifth square on each side has a cross bridge,
which lets you cross sides.</i>

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<i>You can choose
to take that path or not.</i>

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<i>The cross bridge utilizes</i>

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<i>the middle of the board as one square,
and so with two...</i>

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<i>This is taking forever.</i>

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<i>Okay, let's start!</i>

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I feel like there's still
some gaps in the rules.

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<i>No talking! Now, roll the vice!</i>

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<b>APOPHIS</b>

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<b>ILLUYANKA</b>

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<b>NAGA</b>

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<b>PYTHON</b>

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<i>Dang, I have to skip my next turn.</i>

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<i>So Kanshi has to skip
his next turn, huh?</i>

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<i>Ugh, you don't even need
a strategy for this game.</i>

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<i>You can just pick the vice
with the sixes.</i>

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<i>Turn two! Roll the vice!</i>

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<i>There's my six.</i>

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<b>APOPHIS</b>

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One, two, three, four, five...

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Wait, what? Did I just... get... eaten?

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What the hell,
this game ain't fun at all!

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It's over in just two turns!

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<b>WE GOT TRAPPED IN A DEATH GAME, BUT IT SUCKED</b>

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<i>No, that was just...
You guys got really lucky.</i>

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No it's not, it happened naturally!
These rules are bonkers!

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What a dumb game.

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What do you mean Ouroboros?
More like Ouro-boring!

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The explanation is too long,
there are too many rules,

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and once we started playing, I got eaten?

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Or should I say I got nommed?

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Everything was serious, so I couldn't
say anything, but now I don't care!

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If you're gonna trap us in a death game,
make sure it's fun!

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What're you gonna do now?
You kidnapped five of us!

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You say, "Let's play a game," in a deep voice,
but I can't take you seriously anymore!

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Um, Mr. Zigzag?

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<i>It's Jig-Jag.</i>

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Do you mind if we streamline
the rules so they're understandable?

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<i>Aww, but...</i>

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Even if you don't want to, this game is stupidly
boring and isn't even a real game yet.

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You shouldn't be proud of that.

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Maybe you should go easy on him.

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I'm just saying we should all take
this chance to make it more fun.

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<i>All right, go ahead.</i>

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How's it gotta feel to say that?

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<i>And so, the meeting to improve
Ouroboros has begun.</i>

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OUROBOROS REVISION MEETING

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First, let's get rid of the things
that aren't necessary.

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I agree. We don't need snake god names,
and one dice is enough!

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<i>Wait, really?</i>

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I want to get rid of the reverse snake.

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<i>That, too?</i>

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In a "nom or get nommed" game, if you're
moving forward and backward,

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then two heads would eventually clash,
and I felt uneasy about that.

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In a game of Ouroboros,
the head should nom on the tail.

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It's funny how the term
"nom" stuck with us.

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If we all just moved in one direction,
the flow would become easier,

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and the concept of Ouroboros
chasing its tail can be preserved.

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Amazing!

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You're the only one wanting to preserve
the concept of the game.

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<i>I think I'm gonna cry.</i>

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Furthermore, I'd like to change
this game's greatest weakness.

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It's when a player reaches another
player's square, and must nom them.

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Earlier, I rolled a six.

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On the fifth square, I had to nom Kanshi.

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We should change the rules so that
I can only nom him if I roll an exact five!

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I like it!

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Whatever movements are left,
the player should pass the other player.

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Then, the chaser becomes
the one being chased!

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<i>And so...</i>

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Okay, I'd like to announce
the new rules for Ouroboros.

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My plan has already...

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First, each player will use coins
to represent themselves.

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<i>It became a board game!</i>

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There's one type of dice
and we take turns.

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A warp has been added in.

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If you stop at a corner, you can choose
to teleport yourself across the board.

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<i>It's anything goes now, isn't it?</i>

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And then, if a snake noms on another snake,
you can stack the coins like so...

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and become a twin-headed snake!

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<i>What's that awesome-looking thing?</i>

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The twin-headed snake's movement speed
is double the number on the dice.

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- Three heads means three times the speed.
<i>- Wait, a power up?</i>

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<i>With these rules, even though
the number of players decrease,</i>

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<i>the game can still be speedy and thrilling
without reaching a stalemate.</i>

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I believed in you guys!

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Let's try playing it!

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<i>Yeah, let's play! Roll the vice!</i>

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We don't need
that dumb callout anymore.

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What? Dumb?

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Wait, why were we doing this
in the first place?

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Oh, that's right.
Nico got caught, and... Huh?

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Wait, Nico?

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I wanna play with you guys, too.

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Huh? What's going on?

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Nico was an accomplice, too.

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You're a magic user, yet you were
only restrained with a single rope.

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And who else could have put
the four of us to sleep and moved us

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all at once by themselves?

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You noticed all that?

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I'm sorry I tricked you,
but I was asked for help, so...

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Asked for help? By who?

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There's one among us
who hasn't spoken a single word yet.

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Whoa, what the...

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I used the Doppelganger spell
to create another Keigo.

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Another one? Then the real one is...

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It's you!

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<i>Sorry I tricked you.</i>

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<i>I wanted to go viral, so I was trying
to record an "I tried a death game" video.</i>

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Now that I look,
there are hidden cameras everywhere.

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The idea seems fun,

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but the game itself is craptastically boring,
so there's no way it'll go viral.

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Please go easy on him.

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<i>I wonder if I'm not good at this stuff.</i>

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You should've realized that when you made
grasshoppers sumo wrestle on a slippery surface.

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<b>I TRAPPED THEM IN A DEATH GAME,
BUT THEY TOTALLY FIXED IT</b>

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<i>But it went viral after all!</i>

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Kazamatsuri is the descendant
of a tengu.

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Magami is a werewolf.

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And there's also
a vampire at your house.

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It's like a haunted house.

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We get that a lot.

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It seems like a portion of the students
know your true identity,

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but how's your school life been?

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I've opened up to friends I trust,
and they're all cool with it.

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Nico's status as a witch is too powerful,
so we aren't that exciting by comparison.

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Yeah, everyone thinks that having
a tengu around isn't that strange.

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I see.

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If something happens, please come
talk to me. That's all for today.

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Oh, that was the whole meeting?

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Yes. Can you sign here,
acknowledging that we finished?

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Oh, the pencil's kinda short.

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Here's another one.

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It's okay, I'd like to show you my magic.

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Enlongen!

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That's strange.

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I just learned it,
so I might've messed up.

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I wanted to make the pencil longer.

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You don't need to use your magic
on such trivial things.

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Nico, are you done?

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Yeah! Moi, I'm gonna go with Kara and Kuku,
so don't worry about guarding me.

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All right.

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Hey, wanna drop by somewhere
real quick?

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- Sure! Where do you wanna go?
- Sounds good, maybe to a diner?

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There's actually something
I need to talk about.

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A few teachers have spoken up

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and requested that all of you be placed
under special surveillance.

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Special surveillance?

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It's a proposal where you'll be registered

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as dangerous students and
will have to periodically report to us.

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Hold on a second, what do you mean
dangerous? We're just...

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I understand.

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However, Nico Wakatsuki's magic
has been the cause of several incidents.

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Though it was another personality,

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Magami was the mastermind behind
the student brainwashing incident.

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Please understand why the teachers
are being cautious.

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For now, the teachers are waiting
for my investigation results.

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Please try not to cause any disturbances,
especially incidents relating to magic.

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- Okay.
- Understood.

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All right.

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Wh-What in the world is that?

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Huh? What? My point of view is...
Did I suddenly grow taller?

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Your neck! Your neck has gotten longer!

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And your nails!

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Whoa, you're right!
My nails have gotten longer!

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What's going on?

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My hair suddenly grew!

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This phenomenon must be magic!
That means...

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President, your right arm...

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MULTIPURPOSE ROOM

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The spell that Nico just used, Enlongen,
is closely related to Embiggen.

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If it was emitted from her fingertips,
then it gets cast on one part of the target.

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I don't think she spread
her thumb out far enough,

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so the spell might've been emitted
from her four fingers.

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The delayed activation might be because
of her inexperience with that spell.

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Impressive observational skills, Otogi.

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I have experience with this.

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So, as I was trying to say before,

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I asked you not to create
any commotion relating to magic.

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We're really sorry about this.

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This will be bad if the teachers
see us like this.

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How do we get back to normal?

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If the same spell is cast on the elongated part,
it should go back to normal.

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But we can't go anywhere
looking like this.

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We'll have to configure this
so we look more normal.

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Why're you posed like that?

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If I don't do this, I'll get slashed up!

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Morihito looks like a horror-themed
visual kei band member,

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so if you say you're a guy
who looks up to Vega, it'll work.

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Keigo doesn't even look human at all.

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Can't we say
this is just the kind of creature he is?

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What kind of creature is that?

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The real problem
is Team Long Limbs here.

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You both look like yokai.

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Looks like we don't have to worry
about joints in the elongated parts.

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Yeah, it's pretty squishy.

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If that's the case...

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You can wrap it around, like so.

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Oh, I think that kinda works?

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How could you say that? My neck is fat!

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Actually, there's a pro wrestler
who looks like that.

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Do I look like I have the body
of a wrestler to you?

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It's unnatural for my body to be super thin
and my neck to be super fat.

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And there's some weird layering
going on, too.

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We can just say that
your fat is hanging, right?

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The Witch of the Waste
looks something like that, too.

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What happened
to the pro wrestler backstory?

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That's a trivial problem.
The real problem is...

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Your arm, huh?

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Why such a grievous face?

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Okay, well, let's try wrapping your arm
around your body.

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All right.

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- No, that doesn't seem possible.
- Please let go of your hat!

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Besides, why are you so hung up
on never letting go of your hat?

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I'm just expressing myself
in my own personal way.

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Do you really have to do that right now?

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Then, I shall take off my hat.

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So, it looks like that part didn't matter.

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And then, you just wrap it
around your body.

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It looks like a sash now.

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It doesn't feel as weird as I thought.

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Is your sense of judgement sinking?

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How about we just put a sash over it?

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I AM THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT

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Please, no!

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Nah, you look great!
It's giving student council president.

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I am the Student Council President!

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What Student Council President goes
around wearing a sash that proclaims it?

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But your arm's kinda short here.

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A little oddness is fine at this point.

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I mean, could you just let go?

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You have to tilt your neck
to set your head on your hat.

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That looks way more odd.

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Hey! What's going on in here?

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Oh shoot, it's a teacher.

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What should we do?

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Otogi, you have to talk to him.

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N-Nothing much.

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Otogi? What happened to your nails?

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Oh, um, this is...

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I-I was gonna debut in a visual kei band
that had Vega vibes, and...

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Wh-What language are you speaking?

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Is there someone behind you?

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O-Oh hello there, Mr. Minechi.

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Oh, it's you, Kiyomiya. Huh? Wait!

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What happened to your neck?

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My neck? Oh, yes, my neck.

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I, um, slept a little strangely last night
so I'm doing this to not be in pain.

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I see, hard working as always.
Don't overexert yourself, okay?

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And you over there...

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Whazzup!

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See here, I'm trying to become a pro wrestler!
The name's Necktie Wastewitch, hur!

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Wastewitch? Do we have such a student?

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I was just guiding Otogi and Wastewitch
on their daily life demeanor.

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I see. Spirited as always,
and you even got a sash.

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We're very proud of you.
Don't get too rowdy, okay?

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Of course. We're terribly sorry.

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Yeah, our bad.

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We'll be careful, hur.

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<i>He didn't notice me.</i>

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Hey, we did a good job fooling him.

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Perhaps this can work after all.

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Okay, let's head to my house.

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But I doubt we'll make it all the way there
without bumping into someone.

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What's the plan when we do?

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And I see a classmate already.

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Hide in my blind spot.

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<i>If we run into anyone...</i>

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Hey, Otogi.

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<i>...we'll trick them by going too fast!</i>

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See ya later!

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Yeah, later.

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Wow, that really worked.

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<i>No, it wasn't just speed.</i>

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<i>By continuously pointing his nails straight
at the person, he disguised the length.</i>

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<i>As they say,
a skilled hawk hides its talons!</i>

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<i>Accurate situational awareness, quick action,
and precise bodily movements.</i>

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I would really like for you
to join the Student Council, Otogi!

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President!

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Would you keep moving?
We're in a hurry!

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What the hell?

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President unwound
like a spinning top!

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Don't pull too hard!

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It was so natural
that I had almost forgotten,

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but my arm is wrapped around my body.

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No, it's totally not natural.
But, I'm sorry. I acted brashly.

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Well, I'm glad
there aren't that many people around.

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As long as we don't move around
in a weird way, we should be okay.

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Be careful Kanshi, your neck
is like a spring right now.

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If you jump too high...

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You see?

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Put it back before anyone sees!

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Sorry, guys.

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What's wrong?

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I don't know.
I can't feel anything below my knees.

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- You got lightheaded.
- Lightheaded?

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ORTHOSTATIC HYPOTENSION

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Orthostatic hypotension​.

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When you stand up too fast
from a low crouch,

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you get dizzy for a second because
there isn't enough blood going to your brain.

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Because Kanshi's neck is so long,
the difference in elevation was too much.

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What's with this realistic health hazard?

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A-Am I gonna die?

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You're just feeling a bit dizzy!
Please don't cry when you look like that.

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Wh-What is it?

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Magami. Become my cape.

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What? Your cape?

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My back looks quite disgustingly squishy
and it's gross.

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And you are entirely gross.

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What I'm saying is that we shall
complement each other's grossness.

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That sounds like quite
the gross win-win situation.

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I'm gonna throw up!

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That's no cape!

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You just look like a military man
who got possessed by a monster!

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I was imagining
a raggedy, old, cool-looking cape.

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No way, man.
That's definitely a mino straw raincoat.

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Someone help me!

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Did you hear something?

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Someone needs help.

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Where?

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All right!

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H-Hey, stop. What if someone sees us?

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There's no time for that.

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Over there! A guy's dangling by a rope!

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Let's go, Keigo.

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Okay!

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Catch him!

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I mean, just because my hair is long
doesn't mean I have extra cushioning.

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Oh wow, thank you.

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I was fixing my roof
when I suddenly slipped and...

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Oh my god! What are you guys?

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I'm an ogre.

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I'm a tengu.

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I'm a werewolf.

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We're glad you're not hurt.

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<i>Are they not afraid to be seen
with judging eyes?</i>

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Watch out!

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My apologies for frightening you.

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A-An ogre, a tengu,
a werewolf, and you're...

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Student Council President?

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W-We made it.

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Regarding what we talked about earlier...

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I shall decline
the special surveillance request.

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Really?

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Yes. We'll continue the regular check-ins,

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but I've decided that nothing further
needs to be done.

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Even though you are feared, you were fearless
when it came to extending a helping hand.

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You've taught me something as well.

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Plus, I really don't care about
other people's opinions about me.

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Our students are pretty open-minded
about weird things.

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I don't think anyone's afraid of us.

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Hey, now!

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This is your fault.

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Oh, I see.
Let me dispel that Enlongen.

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This is progressing strangely well.

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It's like a daily thing for us.

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I'd like you to be in the same position
when the spell was cast,

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so the four of you, please line up.

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Why are you guys here, too?

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Because it sounds like fun.

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Enlongen!

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It's all long now!

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Oh no, looks like I missed.

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Why am I the only one who got hit twice?

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I'm so sorry!

23:57.663 --> 24:00.043
How long am I gonna
look like Captain Kuro?

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And my nose looks like Usopp's nose.

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It's my two front teeth for me!
Am I from Game Center Arashi or something?

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NEXT EPISODE

KARA AND SHIKI
MEGA MARBLE MANIA MADNESS
SCRAMBLE SCRAP SQUAD

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I am Maetel, the woman who traverses
through the flow of time.

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Oh, um, uh, I can't think of a character
who has a long chin and neck!
