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Good morning.

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Oh. Yeah.

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<i>Ugh, this is pretty embarrassing.</i>

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<i>Are we going to see each other
like this every morning?</i>

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<i>What are we even supposed to talk about?</i>

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<i>I should probably
say good morning first.</i>

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Uh, while I was watching TV late at night,
a super minor movie started playing.

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I watched it until the sun came up
and slept in, so it's been an okay morning.

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Just say good morning.

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Good morning, sunshine!

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Good morning, sunshine.

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<i>Now that I think about it,
there's a girl from my class</i>

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<i>in the same house,
and that's unbelievable.</i>

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What's for breakfast?

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Croissant sandwich
and homemade yogurt.

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Hey, Keigo. Did you sleep well?

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Well, I was remembering all the trouble
I caused everyone yesterday, and got depressed.

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So I started reading a depressing manga,
ugly cried a lot, and then fell asleep.

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Weren't you watching a super minor movie?

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Goo mohn.

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Don't gag on your toothbrush.

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<i>A lifestyle of watching your various friends
wake up is really fun.</i>

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Hey Keigo.
Did you get your room all unpacked?

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Uh, so I'm kind of a hoarder, right?
Last night, I started going through

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my monochrome pictures that I took
with my SLR camera.

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You're actually negative and shy,
but you have this habit of trying

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to get people's attention by attempting
to be cool and talk a lot, don't you?

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<b>KEIGO MAGAMI, THE WEREWOLF</b>

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In other words,
it's not only a crescent moon...

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...but also things that you acknowledge
as crescent moon shaped,

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that can trigger a transformation, huh?

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And even during the daytime, too.

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But it's fine if you transform, right?

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Because we don't have a reason
to fight anymore.

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That's true, but he's a pretty selfish guy,
so he might cause some trouble.

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A characteristic of a werewolf
is to "give in to greed."

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Heavy sleeper. If he falls asleep,
it's hard for him to wake up.

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Plus his body is huge, so it's a nuisance.

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OM NOM NOM GWAR

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Appetite. If we aren't careful about this,
he'll eat everything in the house.

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And then sexual dr...

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Nope, nope, nope! Stop right there!

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Eek, so indecent, so obscene.
I saw that Lupin dive!

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I didn't think you were
that kind of person! You're the worst!

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No, no, I promise
nothing forceful will happen.

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But just like how female beasts
are drawn to strong males,

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he seems to draw women's attention.

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Which is the polar opposite of me.

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He's the only one...

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He gets to have a great time with women

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and I only get the cleanup
and no memory of what happened!

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- Does this only happen to me?
- Definitely just you!

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- I understand the situation.
- Stop it! Get off me already!

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We should lower the risk
of Keigo transforming in this house.

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Risk?

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Let's remove all the crescent-shaped
objects within the house.

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Yeah!

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That's such a weird chore.

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<i>Thirty minutes later...</i>

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30 MINUTES LATER

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Okay, that should be all of it.

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Not sure about the Date Masamune
figure, but just in case.

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Huh? Where's Keigo?

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It was the croissant!

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What a bothersome guy!

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Hey.

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Come eat something with me.

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O-Okay!

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You, with the ponytail.

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What?

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You, too.

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Sure!

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You and you, and all of you are coming.

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His money is my money, and I've got
lots of it. Everyone come along!

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What the hell are you doing?

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I finally found you,
and you're in the middle of a parade?

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And you ladies shouldn't
be following this baddie around!

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- Who're you?
- Boo!

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What're you gonna do if he turns out
to be a guy who sells cutlery knives?

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Then I'll buy some!

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You would?!

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Shoo, shoo! Go home already.

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Hey, Wolf.

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I am pretty pissed that you beat me up,
but that's all water under the bridge.

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I also won't interfere with whatever food
you want to eat since it's your money after all.

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But...

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I won't forgive you
for being popular with the ladies!

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That has nothing to do with anything!

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Turn back to Keigo and go home!
Why do we have to go and look for you?

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Are you like my childhood dog Pero
who would always chew their leash off?

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We are totally not the same thing!

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If you want me to listen,
then you're gonna have to make me.

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Let's go then.

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If I use all my tengu power, then you're
nothing but a toy poodle, ya dummy.

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Stop!

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Kan, Wolf, please stop!

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Please don't fight anymore!

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We're not in a soap opera!

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Wolf, please turn back to Keigo.

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No. I refuse. Denied.

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This is an order from a witch.
You're my familiar, right?

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Looks like it's working.

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Yeah, that's right! You're just a minion!
Listen to your master, Pero!

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That was just a verbal agreement,
not a formal pact.

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If you're in danger,
I'll protect you no matter what.

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But I won't let you
take away my freedom.

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- Yeah, that makes sense.
- Gave up already.

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There you are.

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Morihito.

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All right Wolf,
let's turn you back to Keigo.

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Fine.

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You'll listen to Morihito?

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What the heck? I'm kind of jealous!

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I did lose to him after all.

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<i>Wolves that move together in a pack</i>

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<i>have a habit of following the strongest leader,
known as the alpha.</i>

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Just until the time that I can beat you,

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I'll listen to you,

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Morihito.

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Yeah. Come at me anytime.

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What? Morihito? What, am I gonna
fight you? Here and now?

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You've got it rough, too, huh?
You gotta be with someone like that.

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That might be true.

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But I don't hate the guy, you know?

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Classmates who bullied me,
punks who stole money from me,

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the old man who looked
at my mom's wheelchair disdainfully.

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Those kinds of people were somehow getting
crushed one after the other by someone.

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That's when I finally noticed
that there was another me.

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When he becomes violent, it's usually
because there's a reason for it.

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I actually admire
his strength and sense of freedom.

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So, please get along with him if you can.

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Of course.

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You just had to say that honestly
from the beginning.

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<b>KIND TIGER, PROUD WOLF</b>

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<i>After witnessing that fierce battle
with the werewolf,</i>

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<i>I have reconsidered once again.</i>

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<i>I really want a strong familiar!</i>

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<i>And so, I've come here
to scout once again.</i>

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<i>That's right. I am only here to scout.</i>

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BLAH BLAH EXCUSES BLAH BLAH

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<i>I can't just walk up to him and say,
"Wanna become my vassal?"</i>

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<i>That'd be far too rude.</i>

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<i>I think the better strategy would be to come
visit as a cat, see what's going on,</i>

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<i>and once things get comfortable...</i>

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<i>I'm just making excuses for myself!</i>

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<i>I admit it!</i>

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<i>Honestly, I just want to be pet again,
so I've sneakingly come to visit.</i>

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<i>I'm such a dirty visitor cat.</i>

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<i>But it's much more difficult to say,
"I've come here to be pet,"</i>

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<i>rather than,
"Please become my familiar."</i>

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<i>And so, that's why...</i>

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<i>I'm going to be a cat today, too.</i>

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Pardon the intrusion.

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That cat's here again.

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I'll bring a foot towel.

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She really likes this place, huh?

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<i>Keigo Magami!</i>

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What, we get cat visitors?

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<i>Why is he here?</i>

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<i>Wolf knows that I'm Nemu Miyao.</i>

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<i>What if the dayside also knows
who I am and already told everyone?</i>

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<i>So you've come crawling back here with that
body that's been pet all over by me, huh?</i>

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<i>So embarrassing!</i>

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<i>It's as embarrassing as a person who's only
sexy online getting their identity discovered!</i>

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<i>I'm not doing that or anything!</i>

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<i>So, how close are they?</i>

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<i>If he's coming over
to visit on the weekend,</i>

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<i>then they must be friendly enough
to talk about anything.</i>

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Kanshi, last night, I could hear
you snoring from my room.

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<i>What? Are they living together?</i>

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<i>Nemu Miyao is a shapeshifter witch.</i>

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<i>Did he already tell them?</i>

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<i>But judging by the atmosphere,
I don't think he did.</i>

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<i>Conclusion!</i>

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<i>These four don't know my true identity,
and Wolf is the only one who does.</i>

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<i>So that means it would be really bad
if he transformed into Wolf.</i>

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<i>At a glance, I don't see any
crescent-shaped objects in this room.</i>

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<i>Power that will transform you.
Crescent Medicine.</i>

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<i>He transformed from the commercial?</i>

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Man, this feels great.
Crescent Medicine really does the job.

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Pretty sure that's not what it's for!

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This looks yummy,
I'm gonna eat all of it.

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Hey! I was gonna use that for dinner tonight.

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I'm gonna go punch a punk real quick.

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You can stay transformed,
but just keep a low profile, okay?

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Oh, he calmed down.

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He listens to Morihito after all.

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THUMP THUMP THUMP

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Hey, you're that Miya—

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Meow!

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<i>Please don't say anything!</i>

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All right, come here Kitty.
I bought a brush just for you.

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Oh, I have to go to work soon.

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I should go out and buy the ingredients
that Wolf devoured.

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Moi, can I come with you?

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Oh, but the kitty...

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<i>I see.</i>

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All right, I'll look after her.

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You sure?

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You made space so we could talk?

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I thought you might've wanted
to be alone with me.

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Well, yes, but I don't like
the way you said that.

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I wanted to talk to you
about something.

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Since you've repeatedly experienced
the ecstasy of being pet by Morihito,

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you've lost the opportunity
to say who you really are.

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So you've decided to try and hush me up
since I'm the only one who knows the truth.

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CORRECT

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<i>That's correct.</i>

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H-How did you...

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Feral instincts. So, I see.

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That means I've grasped your weakness.

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Th-That's why I'd like to make a deal.

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So I can do anything?

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Of course not!

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You're a cheeky woman
for trying to make a deal with me.

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Besides, I don't like
that you're attracted to Morihito.

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I-I am not attracted to him!
That's not how I feel!

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It's just that this body
can't forget the feeling of his touch.

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You're such a perv.

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All right, here's the deal.

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I want to eventually
become greater than Morihito.

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So, you get it, right?

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I want you...

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to come visit me once a month.

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And not as a cat, but as a human.

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If I don't transform periodically, my body
gets weaker and I get way too stressed out.

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Come to the Otogi house, get Keigo
to look at a crescent, and release me.

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If you do that, I won't tell anyone
about your secret.

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What? Did you think
I'd say something else?

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Not really.

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- I'm home.
- We're home!

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Whoa, hurry up and turn back into a cat!

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<i>Wh-What?</i>

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<i>This feeling! It's from that time...</i>

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<i>"Memory." By Nemu Miyao.</i>

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<i>My body remembers that feeling.</i>

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<i>My cells remember that sensation.</i>

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<i>My brain remembers that excitement.</i>

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<i>That day, when the bad witch
found me, you carried me away.</i>

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<i>Why? Why? Why did you do that?</i>

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<i>My eyes remember those huge pecs.</i>

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Hurry up already!

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Did you guys get along okay?

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What were you two doing?

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Having a super secret talk.

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Whoa, you are one interesting cat
if you can get along with a wolf.

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Whether they're cat or human,
if they're a female, they all come to me.

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You got that, Morihito?

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Not really.

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<i>I made a secret promise.</i>

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<i>From now on...</i>

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<i>I must undergo a mysterious mission to show
a crescent to that unrefined man once a month.</i>

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THAT UNREFINED MAN

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<i>Nemu Miyao's lifestyle of being
at the mercy of an ogre and a werewolf...</i>

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<i>will continue on!</i>

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I'm going to cook.

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<b>EASY SPICES FOR ENTHRALLING COOKING</b>

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Wh-What's wrong?

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I just feel bad having you
cook all the time.

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I-I appreciate the thought,
but I know what flavors I like,

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and then I make enough
for everyone else while I'm at it.

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Yeah but, I want to be pop...
I want to cook.

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Kara, your lunch is so delicious.

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As long as you're good at cooking,
anyone can get popular!

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Should be popular... So why...

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Don't cry, Kara.

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<i>I want to show Moi that I can cook
so he can notice me more!</i>

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But you've tried cooking
a few times before, haven't you?

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Yeah, and you ended up creating
this cursed, slime-like xiaolongbao,

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SAVE ME

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and this stew that looked like
a ripped bubble slime.

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PLEASE HELP ME

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They weren't all that slimy, were they?

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Well now I'm miffed!

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That's it, I'm definitely gonna
make you guys say, "That was delicious!"

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I'll make tomorrow's lunch, okay?

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Damn it, she's all fired up.

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RUMBLE RUMBLE

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A spell that'll make food tasty...

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At this point, I'll use illusions or magic
to make them feel that it tasted good.

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This is it!

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She's going to use magic after all.

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She can't withdraw
after getting in a heated discussion.

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<i>The next day...</i>

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THE NEXT DAY

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BLEURGH

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Is this sweet and sour pork? It looks like
a she-slime that got exploded to death.

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If it made noise,
it'd sound just like Big G's stew.

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But that's okay.

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Capcharm Powder!

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I just sprinkle this on, and...

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<i>She's sprinkling something on.</i>

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<i>Ogre Qigong Movement Style,
Stalking Panther!</i>

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Wow, this looks tasty.
I'll carry it to the table.

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Th-Thanks.

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<i>I protected one dish.
This one will be mine.</i>

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BIG G

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Okay, eat up!

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Thank you for the meal.

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What's wrong?
You haven't touched your food.

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Well, they do say that the grosser
it looks, the tastier it is.

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I think that phrase is for the ingredients.

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<i>This is the only plate
that doesn't have that powder.</i>

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<i>So it should taste different
from the others.</i>

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<i>Uh huh. This tastes gross after all.</i>

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<i>But don't you worry, Nico.
I'll make sure to eat everything.</i>

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<i>As for the plates that got sprinkled
with the mysterious powder,</i>

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<i>did it end up tasting better or worse?</i>

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WHOAAA

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What?

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What's up? Does it taste that good?

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WHOAAA

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This sweet and sour pork is kinda nice.

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Yeah, it's irresistible.

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WHOAAA

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Nico's also super smiley.

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WHOAAA

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But they're not saying that it's delicious!

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Hey! So how's the flavor?

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It's kinda nice.

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Is that all you're gonna say?

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ZONING OUT

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<i>It looks like it wasn't a spell
that makes food taste better.</i>

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<i>Wait, is this...</i>

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<i>They've fallen in love with the dish!</i>

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This feeling of my heart just caving in!

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Thinking back on it revives the memories
of its sweet and sourness.

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Yeah, because it's sweet and sour pork!

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What, Keigo, you too?

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I fell in love with it first!

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They've turned into dumb
middle school love rivals.

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This is so annoying!

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You're just under a spell.

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We're talking about pork here!
Wake up already!

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I'm home.

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Where were you?

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I'm having trouble because they
fell in love with sweet and sour pork.

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Just a little shopping.

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I wanted to give sweet and sour pork
a birthday gift.

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You, too?

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Forget about
the sweet and sour pork already!

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I'm sorry, Moi.

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It's fun being around you and all,
but I think Sweety-Sour and I...

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Don't you dare make it sound like
I'm getting dumped.

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I found this in the kitchen.

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It's because of this
magic powder, isn't it?

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- Give that back!
- Explain what this is!

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I can't live without
that white powder anymore!

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Whoa, phrasing!

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Oh, crap!

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Hey, come on, don't fight.

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<i>When this powder sticks to an object,</i>

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<i>and then you consume that powder,
you will get charmed by the object.</i>

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Nico.

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Yes?

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You're kinda nice.

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There it is!

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I don't know what's going on,
but you seem kinda nice!

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That's a big fat no!

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You're kinda nice.

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You too, Keigo!

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They're acting pretty strangely.
Let's run outside for now.

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Nico!

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Nico!

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They're such cheerful zombies!

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Hey, Nico.

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This is a love potion that makes you fall in love
with whatever it gets sprinkled onto, right?

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Yeah. This spell was created by a witch back then
who wanted to charm several men at once.

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The witches in the past
certainly had a worldly mindset, huh?

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But I get it now. If you want to charm
several people, then powder's the way to go.

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For some reason...

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My heart is pounding!

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I love you!

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There're more zombies!
The powder has spread all over town!

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My popular era has finally come.

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Don't be happy about this.

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If we keep flying, the infection
will spread. Let's get down.

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It's only a matter of time
before they find us.

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Can it be dispelled?

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The way to dispel it is...

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The witch has to show proof that
she chose one out of the many.

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Huh? What does that mean?

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I-In other words...

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A man must kiss the witch...
s-somewhere on her skin.

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Okay, I got it.

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Wh-Wh...

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Wow, I ran pretty far, huh?

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Did I go to this grocery store?

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Time to head home.

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Hey!

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What the heck happened?

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M-Moi kissed me!

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He what?

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Is that true, Morihito?

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I just kissed you on the cheek.

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It was a necessary action
in order to dispel the magic.

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What the hell does he think adolescence is?

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I mean a kiss on the cheek,
we did that when we were kids.

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It's not that big of a deal,
right, Nico?

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What?

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Well, I guess it isn't.

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All right, let's go home.

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What? Is that it?

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At this age, you'd think
it'd be a bit more special, right?

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<i>It would've been fine on the hand.
My heart is still racing.</i>

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<i>Geez, Moi has such a heart of steel.</i>

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I can't fall asleep.

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Well, today was a bit hectic, so...

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My health management is lacking.

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I need to stay focused.

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Wait, I don't remember anything.
Dang it, did I do it again?

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I'm such a weird guy.

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He tries to act cool,
but it's so bothersome.

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Let's hurry up and end this episode
before he transforms again.

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NEXT EPISODE

URON MIRAGE CHAPTER 119:
THE PHASEY HUNT, PART 4
DIARY OF MY FAVORITE ARTIST

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Ugh, dang it!
